Saturday, July 17, 2010

OLDSPICE man on your voicemail...


This is kinda cool! He is sooo funeee!


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WTH!! ... My watermelon is YELLOW.




I had to Google 'yellow watermelon' just to make sure i wasnt going crazy... as I Googled away I came across a post on eatingcleveland.com and this post cracked me up... I'll let you read for your self!

So I see these delicious watermelons at the Wal-Marts taunting me with their striped casings, on a warm summer day I just had to have one. I ponied up my $4 for the nicest one I could find and headed out of the store.

Later that night I decide that I’m in the mood for some of that there watermelon and that I was going to take the time to slice it up. I took one thick slice off the stem end surprised not to see even the slightest bit of pink on it. Another slice and still no pink. The whole damn thing was yellow inside. A yellow flesh watermelon!

I’d heard of yellow watermelon before and our friends over a Wikipedia say that the yellow watermelons are much sweeter than your regular variety. This particular watermelon however happens to be a loser on all accounts.

Not only is it yellow, but it’s not the least bit sweet. Instead, the yellow flesh tastes like rind normally does and there are these fibrous patches throughout it.

I should just throw it out, but I’m a cheap bastard, so I’m going to be damn sure that I eat every disgusting piece of it.


--LMAO. Cause mine taste like wet fruit and Im going to eat every last piece of it too!! lol.


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Buddy has a personal Chef

What do you feed your dog? People think its weird that i cook for my dog. But i dont eat processed foods (that often) so neither should he!! Thats just my opinion!!

Teddy: I didnt even know they sold dog food, till i came here. (He's from St. Lucia)
Me: Well i try not to feed him that nonsense! They always recall it anyways. If its made of peas and rice and meat. Why dont I just cook that for him and it will be fresh huh?!
Teddy: Yea in St. Lucia they have a separate bag for chicken bones, they put it in a pot w peas or carrots and chicken fat and stew it down.
Me: Whaa, word really??!! Imma have to try that!!

This is how i get him to eat! lol





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My life should look like this everyday! "Business" casual puts a bummer on summer fashion!



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Again... Janelle Monae, but w Lupe and BOB

Didnt see this coming. I like her. I like her! Sincerely Jane is my song! (But thats like 2 cd's ago!)


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Friday, July 16, 2010

Diggy Simmons was always the flyest out the bunch...



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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Stupid Thoughts



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So Ambitious...

I literally listen to this song every morning. And while im not a rap lover... Jay-Z took it there. And I love it!!


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I have so much to tell you...

I know im neglectful. Sorry, My life is a war-zone!! But guess what? My birthday just passed... I had to evaluate the direction my life was going in. Gotta consolidate loans, I want my villa in another country, and a business... a few of them!! WHERE TO START?!

The interviewing process is kind of nerve racking. First there are a million questions, then you wait around for someone to call you back, or not!

What i really want to do is travel the world for a year, between Brazil, Cuba and Dominican Republic. But who has the money for that? And starting a business isnt cheap either... suggestions?
Well until then, I will occupy my traveling fetish with the little things in life: creative art, music, ppl watching and dreams of grander!!


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